“Gonna give you a little bit of
the 'Rev. Al. Green singing The Beatles.' I’m pretty certain he recorded this
tune. Everyone else in the damn universe has, so why not the greatest singer in
history? Anyway, this is ‘Yesterday’ by The Beatles. Sort of.”
President Barack Obama
Yesterday, all this bullshit seemed so
far away
Now it looks as though I’ll have to
pay
But, I believe, health care for all
Suddenly, it’s not as simple as it
seemed to be
That fucking website is the death of
me
But, I believe, health care for all
Kath-leen Se-bel-ie-us said it worked,
but she was wrong
So, we blame the techs and hope that
it gets f-i-i-i-i-x-x-x-e-e-e-d-d-d-d-d
Health care for all, getting started
and we dropped the ball
I wish that I was at the shopping mall
But, I believe, health care for all
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm
- - -
“Here’s another Beatles tune. I
remember the Beatles. I toured with Ringo one summer as part of his All-Starr
Band. Halfway through the tour he discovered I couldn’t play any instruments
and couldn’t sing and sent me home. That’s not a true story, by the way. I can
play the bass. No, I really can’t. But this song is true. And you know it as ‘I
Wanna Hold Your Hand.’”
Minority Leader Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky)
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| Mitch McConnell |
Oh, yeah, I’ll tell you something
Maybe you’ll understand
When I say that something
Don’t want a health care plan
Don’t want a health care plan
Don’t want a health care plan
Oh, please, say to me
That the site’s shut down
And please, say to me
We repealed this health care plan
We repealed this health care plan
Don’t want a health care plan
And when I see Ted Cruz I’m happy,
inside
He gets his health care though his
wife,
And Goldman-Sachs, And Goldman Sachs,
And GOLDMAN-SACHS*
This bu-ul-ul-shit, is too
complex
For the damn gov-ern-ment
When I say it’s too complex
Don’t want a health care plan
Don’t want a health care plan
Don’t want a health care plan
And when I see Ted Cruz I’m happy,
inside
He gets his health care though his
wife,
And Goldman-Sachs, And Goldman Sachs,
And GOLDMAN-SACHS*
Yeah, yeah, you, got your coverage
From some other source, not us
And, and, you, got insurance
Not from the government
Not from the government
Not from the government
Don’t want a health care plan
Don’t want a health care plan
Not from the government
*Financial analysts disclosed
today that the Cruz’s health care setup, based on Mrs. Cruz’s salary and tax
law, actually saves the Cruzes an estimated $20,000 annually AND costs
taxpayers about $8,500 in lost revenue.
- - -
“Sad, sad, sad. C’mon. There are
songs that weren’t written by The Beatles, you know. Here’s one from Peter Paul
and Mary. You know it as ‘Leavin’ on a Jet Plane’. If this one doesn’t move you
to tears, you have no heart. That’s all I’m saying.”
House Majority
Leader Rep. Eric Cantor (R-Virginia)
Food stamps are cut, my work is done
I’m heading home where there’s lots of
food
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| Eric Cantor |
I hate that you ate that last piece of
pie
But the soup kitchen is a lovely place
They don’t care if you wash your
face
They’ll help if you’re so hungry you
could cry
So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you hate the poor
Let’s just flush them down the sewer
(Let’s flush them down the sewer)
I’m gonna fuck the poor now
I don’t care that they can’t eat some
cow
I just hate them for sure
There’s so many times I’ve fucked
around
So many times, I’ve not stood my
ground
I tell you now this is the real thing
Every vote I make, I’ll cut some more
The register won’t go ka-CHING!
The budget talks are fucked beyond
belief.
So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you hate the poor
Let’s just flush them down the sewer
(Let’s flush them down the sewer)
I’m gonna fuck the poor now
I don’t care that they can’t eat some
cow
I just hate them for sure
Now the time has come to screw you
One more time, let me fist you
Then wish for more; I’ll say no
fucking way
Dream about the Democrats
Who’d give you more, in a flash
But fuck those guys, we have majority
So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you hate the poor
Let’s just flush them down the sewer
(Let’s flush them down the sewer)
I’m gonna fuck the poor now
I don’t care that they can’t eat some
cow
I just hate them for sure
Thank You and Good Night.
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