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| Antonin Scalia |
“One
of my dearest friends told me last night that he is gay. Dumbass. He says I should have
known based on the fact that he’s been wearing a ‘My straight friends think I’m
straight too, but my real friends know better’ T-shirt every Friday for the 40
years he’s known me. But don’t worry. I took the bastardly ball-biter
boldly by the hand and bade him buh-bye forever old buddy. I can’t have gays
coming into my heterosexual home! What would my neighbors think?”
Supreme
Court Justice Antonin Scalia
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