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| Rick Perry |
“Darling
… Why did you tell reporters that women may have the right to have an
abortion?”
Gov.
Rick Perry
(R-Texas)
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| Anita Perry |
“Because that is true, honey bun. There
may be a baby in there somewhere, but it’s the woman’s body and she should have
a say in the matter. Just like if you had a problem in your plumbing, it would
be YOUR decision about what to do.”
Texas First Lady Anita Perry
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| Rick Perry |
“No,
it is not true. No one has the right to kill a baby, even if that baby is
inside a woman’s body. Don’t you listen to my speeches?”
Gov.
Perry
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| Anita Perry |
“No, I don't. I haven't in years, Rick.”
Anita Perry
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 |
| Rick Perry |
“What?”
Gov.
Perry
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| Anita Perry |
“Well, you’re a tad repetitive and
quite misogynistic. Frankly, 80 percent of what you say is offensive to women,
including me. Why do you think I stopped giving you oral sex?”
Anita Perry
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| Rick Perry |
"Wait!
You told me that God told you oral sex was a sin and that's why you wouldn't do
it any more. That's pretty sleezy, Anita."
Gov.
Perry
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| Anita Perry |
"Gotcha! Gee... the governor has
such a tough life. Awwww.. poor baby. Stupid shithead."
Anita Perry
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| Rick Perry |
“I didn’t realize you felt that way.”
Gov.
Perry
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| Anita Perry |
“Well, now you know. What are you going
to do about it?”
Anita Perry
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| Rick Perry |
“Start
calling for more funding for Planned Parenthood. First thing tomorrow. I've just had a revelation: THEY AREN'T PEOPLE AFTER ALL! THEY ARE JUST FETUSES!”
Gov.
Perry
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