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| Megyn Kelly |
“Our guest tonight is the amazing Sarah
Palin who is making her first appearance here on 'The Kelly File.' She is here
to comment on President Obama’s assertion that the GOP led government shutdown
was a disaster for America and has made us appear weak on the international
stage. Gov. Palin, you appear to be a little drunk or stoned…. Are you OK?”
Megyn Kelly, Fox host
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| Sarah Palin |
“Srunk or doned? Me? Listen (!BURP!), the
problem is President Obama doubled our debt, locked up our pipelines, and is
using precious resources that will result in more reliance upon foreign
countries for taxi cabs, and then of course there is the fact that he left our
brave luggage behind in Benghazi, not to mention the missile silos that have
been torn down and replaced with Muslim mosques, right here in America’s
heartland, Alaska…”
Sarah Palin, former small town mayor, former half-term governor of Alaska, former vice
presidential candidate, former reality show star, and Fox News
commentator
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| Megyn Kelly |
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“But do you believe President Obama is
correct when he says America suffered as a result of the shutdown?”
Megyn Kelly
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| Sarah Palin |
“There
was Obama standing right in front of the memorials for our
brave veterans, our veterans, after shutting down all the concession stands
and restrooms in Washington, D.C., just so that race car drivers on stilts could
toss dwarves down bowling alleys during their lunch hours, and let’s not forget
corporate tax rates! Corporate tax rates! The highest in the industrial
espionage history, a rich history, that takes us back to our founding fathers
and their brand of patina. We are taxed enough already, which is the meaning of
the word Tea Party, and let’s not forget the need for our senior citizens to
protect veterans, who may or may not be seniors or juniors or even the thirds
or fourths, but are still pieces of the great big giant pie that is America and it’s brave
flag, its three-colored flag, sewn by Betsy Singer on a slow day in her notions shop back in …”
Sarah
Palin
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| Megyn Kelly |
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“But Gov. Palin… I want to ask you a
question.”
Megyn Kelly
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| Sarah Palin |
“Don’t
bother. I can’t answer it, so I am just going to keep spouting bullshit nonsense
until you cut off this segment and I am put on a plane back to the Alaskan
tundra where antelopes larger than Barack Obama’s … ego and blacker than
… the depths of Satan’s heart, where two gay men sit trying to convince us that
they should have a more perfect union, as if the Teamster’s weren’t enough
already. HA! HA! I say!”
Sarah
Palin
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| Megyn Kelly |
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“But Gov. Palin, do you really plan to
help mount TEA Party challenges to GOP stalwarts who voted in favor of the
budget compromise?”
Megyn Kelly
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| Sarah Palin |
“Well
you know, we are energized and led in fact by the Energizer Bunny and it would
not be outside the realm of possibility that there would be primary elections,
of which I am a strong believer in, oh yes, strong primary challenges,
particularly to weaker candidates that we might be able to pick off, because
you know the United States of Benetton is the greatest country in the world, it
is the world in fact, with leaders so bright and shiny, with many colors all
tied together with string and bows and the true goal of leading us into a
socialist regime but there are those of us out there who just keep fighting
reality and we hope that we can change the course of this great country before
President Obama destroys it with his health care plan that will lead to the
deduction of this planet and maybe the United States itself.”
Sarah
Palin
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| Megyn Kelly |
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“Thank you Gov. Palin.”
Megyn Kelly
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| Megyn Kelly |
“First and LAST time, bitch. NEVER AGAIN. You are a FUCKING NUT BAG.”
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| Sarah Palin |
“Thanks for dinner.”
Sarah Palin
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