Lindsey Graham |
“So
there we were—just me and my favorite boy hunk Sen. John McCain—drunk out of our MINDS and stranded behind a dumpster
at Compton’s Cafeteria at Turk and Taylor streets in San Francisco’s Tenderloin
District with no money, no identification, and no credit cards, carrying a 36-inch
vibrating black dildo and wearing nothing but sequined G-strings and tap shoes! How did
we get there? Well, what can I tell you? It was a really strange night.”
Sen. Lindsey
Graham (R-South Carolina)
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“Will
you quit telling people that? I was NOT wearing tap shoes. That would
be gay.”
Sen.
John McCain (R-Arizona)
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