Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Overheard at Lindsey's:





Lindsey Graham



“So there we were—just me and my favorite boy hunk Sen. John McCain—drunk out of our MINDS and stranded behind a dumpster at Compton’s Cafeteria at Turk and Taylor streets in San Francisco’s Tenderloin District with no money, no identification, and no credit cards, carrying a 36-inch vibrating black dildo and wearing nothing but sequined G-strings and tap shoes! How did we get there? Well, what can I tell you? It was a really strange night.”

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina)






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“Will you quit telling people that? I was NOT wearing tap shoes. That would be gay.”

Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona)

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