Friday, November 15, 2013

Overheard in John Boehner's Private Restroom:



Nancy Pelosi



“You know, while you are busy measuring your penis on an hourly basis to see if it growing, the House is accomplishing nothing. You are the leader of the most obstructionist and least productive Houses in history.”

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-California), former Speaker of the House of Representatives.




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John Boehner



“The American people did not send us here to help President Obama and Harry Reid further their agenda of socialism and big government.”
Speaker of the House Rep. John Boehner (R-Ohio)





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Nancy Pelosi

“That is the most asinine thing you’ve ever said, and that’s saying something. If you don’t like the Senate bills on immigration, on employment non-discrimination for gays, on whatever—make a counter offer and negotiate, bey-otch! That’s how we accomplish things, here. You know, I was the most-hated woman in the nation at one point—still am in some circles. Many people called me ‘The Queen of Cunts.’ But at least the House I ran was productive and accomplished things. We did not sit on our hands and try to wish away the things we didn’t like.”
Rep. Pelosi





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John Boehner




“You were a mouthy cunt then, and you are a mouthy cunt now. Nothing has changed.”


Rep. Boehner






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Nancy Pelosi



“’A mouthy cunt’? Cunts don't have mouths. Ever see one? That suggests your knowledge of female anatomy is as limited in size and scope as the penis you measure hourly. You. Are. A. Pathetic. Disgrace.”
Rep. Pelosi






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John Boehner




“Listen, unless you know how to work a tape measure, take a hike. I’m busy measuring ... uh ... things.”
Rep. Boehner

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