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| Jim Bridenstine |
“Hey! I
know! Lets eliminate the next round of planned Department of Defense
sequestration cuts by cutting Social Security benefits to senior citizens and
raising the retirement contribution levels of federal employees—except for
elected officials, of course.”
Rep. Jim Bridenstine (R-Oklahoma)
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| Doug Lamborn |
“That’s a great idea, Jim! Who cares about seniors?
They’re old, almost dead and most of them have liver spots. Fuck them. They’ve
lived their lives. And I don’t wanna hear about their other hardships, like the
major cuts we’ve made in Meals on Wheels, rental assistance, and assistance for
senior care. Seniors don’t make the same political contributions as defense
contractors, so they can just suck it up.”
Rep. Doug Lamborn (R-Colorado)
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| Jim Bridenstine |
“Thanks for cosponsoring it with me, Doug. And you know
what the best part is? When we go home and tell our constituents what we want
to do, they’ll cheer for us because they’re too fucking stupid to understand
what we’re actually trying to do. Rock on!”
Rep. Bridenstine
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