Thursday, April 4, 2013

Overheard in Texas:


Gov Rick Perry

"Of course North Korea has its guns turned right on Texas. We are the nation's capital, aren't we? I won that presidential election, didn't I?"

 
Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R) and unsuccessful candidate for the GOP presidential nomination in 2012. Perry is a charter member of the National He-Man Homo Haters Club.



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Kim Jong-un



"Don't taunt me, Texas man. I have given final authorization for nuclear strike. Surrender Dorothy!"


North Korea leader L'il Kim Jong-un

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