Overheard in Rep. Louie Gohmert's Head:

“Louie is not endorsing either my good friend Rep. Steve Stockman or Sen. John Cornyn in the primary election next year. I love Stevie, but I am not going to cross Cornyn. I’m not an idiot, you know. Sen. Cornyn told me he owns the Fruit Loops factory and will cut me off if I back Stevie. I can’t risk it. I gotta have my Fruit Loops!”

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas)