Sunday, January 12, 2014

Overheard at the Grocery Store:


Aunt Jemima

‘I knew the man, honey, and let me tell you, Uncle Ben was a slut. Always bragging about his ‘fluffy white rice,’ but we all knowed what he was REALLY bragging about. We kept the young girls away from HIM, I can tell you.”

Aunt Jemima

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