Overheard at Thursday Night Karaoke:

Pope Francis

“I sing this song for you, even though it’s no longer true! And a one, two three…”

  

Well, I’m a big church leader

And I listen to the pleaders

And I’m loved everywhere I go

I talk about Jesus and I talk about church

And don't leave the kids in the lurch

I sneak out at night to get all kind of thrills

But the thrill I've never known

Is the thrill that'll get ya when you get your picture

On the cover of the Rolling Stone

(Rolling Stone) Wanna see my picture on the cover

(Stone) I’ll buy five copies Virgin Mother

(Stone) Wanna see my smilin' face

On the cover of the Rolling Stone

I’ve got a lot of little teenage blue-eyed groupies

Who do anything I say

I’ve got a genuine Indian guru

Who's teaching me a better way

We got all the gold that people can give

And I never have to sit at home

And the church gets richer but I can't get my picture

On the cover of the Rolling Stone

(Rolling Stone) Wanna see my picture on the cover

(Stone) I’ll buy five copies Virgin Mother

(Stone) Wanna see my smilin' face

On the cover of the Rolling Stone

 On the cover of the Rolling Stone

On the cover of the Rolling Stone

Pope Francis I

*(With great apologies to Shel Silverstein)