Monday, January 13, 2014

Overheard on Mary Todd Lincoln's Cellphone:



Mary Todd Lincoln

“All I ever hear about is ‘Mary Todd was just loony tunes!’ ‘She was bipolar!’ ‘She was an opiate addict!’ ‘Everybody loved old Honest Abe—except her’ and I’m FUCKING tired of it. The truth is I didn’t like the sonuvabitch very much. He came home with crabs one too many times from his ‘frontier cuddlebunny’ sessions, if you know what I mean. How much is a girl supposed to take?”

Mary Todd Lincoln, former first lady

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