Monday, March 10, 2014

Overheard on Sen. Randall Paul's Cellphone:



Randall Paul


“What would I do if I were president? The first thing I’d do is deport that asswipe Sen. Cruz back to Canada. He is not doing anyone any favors. What a fucktard. And then I’d lower the drinking age so my son wouldn’t get arrested.”

Sen. Randall ‘Rand’ Paul (R-Kentucky)

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