Monday, March 31, 2014

Overheard Outside the Senate Bath House:


Lindsey Graham

“Benghazi, honey!”

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina), indicating that though the House might be ending its 18-month old investigation of the event, the Senate will now take over and continuing to attempt to make it an issue for President Obama.

Overheard in Moscow:


Vladimir Putin

“I think Ukraine should become series of territories. Then Russia can annex them one by one until we have whole country back. There will be a lot less blood shed that way.”

Russian President Vladimir Putin

Overheard in New Hampshire:


Kelly Ayotte

 “Benghazi!”

Sen. Kelly Ayotte (R-New Hampshire), indicating that though the House might be ending its 18-month old investigation of the event, the Senate will now take over and continuing to attempt to make it an issue for President Obama.

Overheard in New Jersey:


Chris Christie

“Bridgegate? Oh, that won’t keep me from running for president. We’ve got two years to go yet. By the time the campaign rolls around, everyone will forgotten everything except I’m a really nice guy who eats a fucking shitload of doughnuts. That’s politics in America, baby.”

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R)

Overheard in Pennsylvania:

Tom Corbett


“That Fucking POPE. We go ALL-L-L-L-L-L the way to Rome and all he does is greet us as part of one long line of the unwashed masses waiting to say hello to the guy. Did we get the private audience we promised the state we’d get? NO. Did we get the pope’s commitment to come to Philly next year? NO. Did we get diddlysquat? NO. However, we did get an opportunity for me to use the POPE’s name and identity to raise funds for my campaign. Yep! It's right there on my campaign website! Now that is a righteous act. Can you all say hallelujah & amen?”

Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Corbett (R), who traveled with a contingent of state officials to Rome last week to hold what was billed as a private meeting with the pope but turned out to be a nod and a smile as part of a standard “meet and greet” by the pontiff. The trip was financed by public dollars, though photos were later used as part of fundraising efforts on Corbett’s re-election campaign.

Overheard in Syria:


Bashar al-Assad

“You know, I love puppies and kittens best of all. They are kind and sweet and warm and cuddly. But the civilians in my country? No, I don't like them. BOOM! There’s another 100 dead! BOOM! Another 100 dead! I could do this all day! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Theres’s 300! BOO! That’s only 200 because I did not say the 'M'! He he he. This is more fun than beating my wife! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!”

Syria President Bashar al-Assad