Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Overheard in Alaska:



Sarah Palin

"I am NOT going to become a reporter for Al-Jazzyra network, fer cryin' out loud. Al-Jazzyra only wants reporters who can speak English and know stuff. Unlike our lamestream media here in the United States, Al Jazzyra's got standards."

Sarah Palin (R), former small town mayor, former half-term governor of Alaska, former vice presidential candidate, former reality show star, former Fox News commentator, and former former, who will appear at the upcoming Conservative Political Action Conference in March



The Dowager Countess
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"Heavens. 'No talent shithead' is not a phrase you hear often in the heather."

The Dowager Countess of Downton Abbey.

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