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| Rick Santorun demonstrating his love for dairy |
"I'm glad
the national organization has delayed its vote because I don't like this 'gays
in the Boy Scouts' thing either—I think it is all the product of the
intolerant liberal mind. The delay
will allow more time for me and the other bully members of the National He-Man
Homo Haters Club to keep beating our ... drums. America needs to face
the reality that every time someone
has gay sex, another angel dies and global warming gets worse. It's true,
goddammit, it's true. "
Rick Santorum, former Pennsylvania senator, failed
presidential candidate, and advocate of limited rights for all minorities,
especially gays.
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| Gov. Rick Perry demonstrating he, too, loves a good corndog. |
"Oh Rick! I
didn't know we had a club! Does this mean we get to have parties? With favors
and stuff? Uhmmmm... check that... (voice lowers two octaves) with MANLY favors
and stuff? (Oh, and I think it is really cute that we have the same first name
and think alike. And you know what Rick rhymes with, right?)"
Gov.
Rick Perry (R-Texas), a fellow charter member of the He-Man Homo Haters Club.
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