Friday, February 22, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:


Sen. Lindsey

"Yes, it is true. I sell Tupperwear when Congress is not in session. A girl's gotta live, ya know." 


Sen. Lindsay Graham (R-South Carolina), well known lesbian and president/charter member of the national "I'm a Flaming Asshole" Club



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Muammar Gaddafi


"I have been to Lindsey's marvelous parties with the burping bowls. They are the best. He serves the best canapés. I believe they are made by enslaved children which makes them taste all the better. I think Lindsey invites me so he can gaze upon my beautiful clothing He is a jealous man.


Muammar Muhammad Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi, Libyian dictator, human rights violator, terrorism sponsor, and fashionista

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