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| Jesus Christ |
"My Name in Vain! My Name in Vain! My Name in Vain with
the Middle Initial H! So we get rid of Pope Benny and insert Pope Franny, who
apparently has a really big foot fetish. A STINKY foot fetish. I do not believe Father is going to
like this at all. This isn't a new trick for our Franny. He did this a lot back in
Argentina—washing the feet of the poor. But note: this time he was PRIMARILY washing the feet of juvenile males—though he threw in one girl just to make it look legitimate. Most popes before him washed feet, but
usually they used priests, who usually liked it a whole lot and moaned
ridiculously loud. Oh it was quite a show. What's really funny is I never washed anybody's feet. One of
the disciples made that shit up. Probably that jokester Peter. Me? Wash feet? Are you
kidding me? In the time before they had foot powder and athlete's foot cream, I
am going wash and kiss someone's feet? Fuck YOU. Oh, and Happy Easter."
Jesus Christ, son of God
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| Pope kissing the foot of a male juvenile |
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