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| Lindsay Lohan |
"Well, it looks like I am headed to trial and may go to jail....
but how will I earn money if I am not down at the docks? Inmates only want to
pay you in cigarettes."
Lindsay Lohan, addict/troubled celebrity/drunken driver
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"How about if I go to jail with you, Lindsay? I'll keep you company. I've been in jail. It's not so bad. You get the best drugs in jail. Jail cells are hot. Prison jumpsuits are hot. Prison guards are hot. Stoves are hot."
Paris Hilton, heiress/reality TV star/addict
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