Friday, March 15, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:



Rick Santorum
"I just love that old Bobby Darin song. How's it go?


If I was a cardinal

And they were all ladies

Would they choose a pope anyway?

I could have my baby.


"Sorry. I was just warming up the old vocal chords. What I'm here to say is I believe President Obama is pushing godlessness on this great nation. Meanwhile, I am pushing hatred—which is far more palatable, don't you think?"



Rick Santorum, America's favorite Roman Catholic and founding member of the National He-Man Homo-Haters Club

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