Friday, March 15, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:


Sen Marco Rubio

"Everything I've said in the past month is just such a pile of steaming shit I'm surprised no one has heaved it right back at me."

Sen. Marco Rubio

Mr. Ed

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 "Yeah, me too."

Mr. Ed, famous talking horse


Sen. Marco Rubio




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"You mean you've been sending out a pile of steaming shit, too?"

Sen. Rubio


Mr. Ed


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"No, you jackoff. I meant everything YOU'VE said in the past month has been a pile of steaming shit. I am a horse, in case you hadn't noticed, and I know a steaming pile of shit when I see one. And when I hear one."

 Mr. Ed

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