Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:



"My favorability rating is dropping! Sonuvabitch, my favorability rating is dropping! I wonder if there is any connection with the rating drop and the fact that I am a completely amoral dishonest bastard capable only of lies, deceit, and underhanded maneuvers? Or could it be that I am incapable of having a single workable useful idea that I can call my own? No, it couldn't be any of that. No surprise there! It must be my hair. You people just don't like my hair. Come on. Tell the truth."

Paul Ryan (R-Wis.), chairman of the U.S. House GOP Budget Committee

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