Sunday, April 28, 2013

Overheard in Alaska:



Sarah Palin

"I would have been perfectly fine with the White House Correspondents' dinner, but no one made any jokes about me. I've been busting my ass being a real shithead for the last 365 days and NOT ONE SARAH PALIN JOKE. How am I supposed to retain my relevancy?"


Sarah Palin, former small town mayor, former half-term governor of Alaska, former vice presidential candidate, former reality show star, former Fox News commentator, and former former. She is presently employed as the idiot for a small village in Alaska. Her net worth is $12 million.

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