Overheard in Washington, D.C.:

Ted Cruz

"THAT'S RIGHT! I was fibbing. The Toomey/Manchin bill would not crate a federal gun registry. Yeah, I helped fuel a negative reaction by spreading false information. Deal with it. And no, I don't look constipated; I AM constipated."

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), who has a net worth estimated at $3.5 million.

Mister Ed

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"So in other words, Ted, you are full of horseshit. Maybe it is mine. If so, feel honored—my shit is smarter than you."

Mister Ed, famous talking horse and Fox News pundit