Overheard in Washington, D.C.:

Harry Reid

"That's right! I came out and supported a ban on assault weapons and high capacity magazines AFTER it was totally clear nothing would pass and I didn't take any fucking heat over it. HA! Pretty fucking smart for a Democrat, 'eh?"

Harry Reid (D-Nevada), Majority Leader of the U.S. Senate, a man who historically never introduces legislation his favorite lobbyists don't request. His personal worth is estimated at somewhere between $3 and $10 million. Reed scowls a lot because his "dear friend" and coworker Mitch McConnell has a net worth FIVE TIMES that of Reid.