Overheard in Washington, D.C.:

Louie Gohmert

"Radical Islamists are being trained to act HISPANIC and cross the border into the United States! We gotta stop it!"

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas)

You Know Who

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"Being trained to act Hispanic? What does that mean, meester? They like tacos and little dogs with no fur? They like to mow lawns and take siestas in the afternoon?"

You Know Who, the chihuahua

Louie Gohmert

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"Oh, shut the fuck up. I don't talk to dogs. After the bomb in Boston, we need to built a giant wall right along the United States and Mexico border, arm it with nuclear weapons, ninjas, bad-ass sheriffs, and tax accountants. That'll keep them out. I'm from Texas, dammit. I know about shit like this."

Rep. Gohmert

You Know Who

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"Meester, you are loco. Mucho loco. You need to eat more guacamole. At Taco Bell, of course.":

 You Know Who, the chihuahua

Louie Gohmert

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"Guacamole will make me smarter and less crazy?"

You Know Who

 Rep. Gohmert

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"No, meester, nothing can do that. I theeenk you are maybe retarded. But the guacamole will make you shut the fuck up for a while."

You Know Who, the chihuahua