Overheard in Texas:

Sarah Palin

"Blah blah blah, save our guns! Blah blah blah, rise up and fight to save our guns! Blah blah blah, reload our weapons! And by the way, the late British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher was my hero."

Sarah Palin, former small town mayor, former half-term governor of Alaska, former vice presidential candidate, former reality show star, former Fox News commentator, and former former. She is presently employed as the idiot for a small village in Alaska. Her net worth is $12 million.

You Know Who

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"Uhmmmm, Senora Palin? You do know that Thatcher was a strong, fierce advocate for gun control, right?"

Sarah Palin

You Know Who, the talking chihuahua

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"What? Of course she was not. She was the iron lady. And guns are made of what? Iron. I rest my case."

Sarah Palin

You Know Who

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"Sarah, it's true.  Thatcher was an advocate of legislation in the
United Kingdom that outlawed semi-automatic weapons and a bunch of other things your friends in the NRA really oppose.
So..... is she still your hero?"

You Know Who, the talking chihuahua

Sarah Palin

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"OK. You must be part of the Lamestream Media. Why do I care about this? And why is it a goddam dog is telling me about it and not my handlers?"

Sarah Palin

You Know Who

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"Maybe they didn't know. I just thought you would want to know before you stuck your boot any further into your mouth, is all. I'm

just trying to help. Want a taco? From Taco Bell, of course."

You Know Who, the talking chihuahua

Sarah Palin

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"NO I DON"T WANT A TACO. Supporting tacos is like supporting immigration reform.  That's true—it is from the bible. I'd rather be caught being nice to a gay or a lesbian."

Sarah Palin