Overheard in Texas:

Wayne LaPierre

"Yes, it's true. We did have a vendor selling an Obama mannequin on sale at our NRA convention. It was a zombie thing that bleeds when you shoot at it. We did ask the vendor to take it down, though. It looked a bit too much like Obama, to be honest. People kept walking past and they'd laugh so hard, they'd piss themselves. Made a helluva mess and created an insurance risk. We couldn't have that."

Wayne LaPierre, who earns $1.3 million a year as chief executive officer of the National Rifle Association.