Overheard in New Jersey:

Chris Christie

"The itsy bitsy spider, went up the water spout. Out came the rain and washed the spider down and the itsy bitsy spider went...

...BAM!...

"...nowhere, motherfucker. Come near me, will ya? Now you are dead. Hope it was worth it."

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R), who took heat this week from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, for killing a spider while speaking with a class of school children.