Sunday, June 23, 2013

Overheard at the White House:



Oh where oh where has my traitor gone?
Oh where oh where can he be?
With his stolen stuff,
In a great big huff,
Oh where oh where can he be?

"What a miserable cocksucker. Just when we were about to get him, he escapes."

President Barack Obama, pondering the location of former defense contractor Edward Snowden, who left his haven in Hong Kong, which declined to comply with the United State's extradition order. Snowden later landed in Russia, and indications are he will ultimately end his flight in Cuba. Or maybe Venezuela. Or Iceland. Or Narnia.

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