Friday, June 21, 2013

Overheard in Court:



Paul Deen

“Of course I’ve said the word, ‘nigger.’ I grew up in the south, didn’t I? And when I was growing up, that word was part of the culture. It was as common as ‘motherfucker,’ ‘cocksucker’ and ‘Lindsay Graham’ are today. But any time I’ve ever said 'nigger,' I’ve never meant any harm by it. It’s just a word.”


Paula Deen, famed cook embroiled in a civil lawsuit involving her alleged use of the most extreme racial slurs out there. Her show has been dropped by the Food Network as a result of the controversy surrounding the trial. Rumors that she plans to release a "K-K-K-iss the Cook" apron have not been confirmed but are funny as hell.





Bill Clinton
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“And I didn’t inhale, Paula darlin'. Just keep your nipples to the wind and keep smilin'. I LOVE your uhm... food. Call me.”


Bill Clinton, former president/cigar fan

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