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| Barack Obama |
"President
Putin? I just wanted to point out that your unwillingness to send traitor
Edward Snowden back to the United States is a pretty major thumb into the eye of the United States, and
is not the way one ally treats another."
President
Barack Obama (D-Illinois)
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| Vladimir Putin |
- - -
"Last week, you bitch at me over Syria. This week, you bitch at me over Snowden. I think you are a little bitch, President Obama. Let me say it again so that it is not lost through an interpreter. You are a little bitch, Barack Obama."
Russian President Vladimir Putin
|
| Barack Obama |
- - -
"Well,
well, well. You are finally showing your communist rat
bastard self. Impressive!
Are you looking to start a war? To start a new Cold War?"
President Obama
|
| Vladimir Putin |
- - -
"No,
I do not want war. I just want to make you look like an asswipe in front of all
of your citizens. I don't like you much, Barack Obama. You stick your nose into
the business of too many other people. You can take your moral high ground and
follow it until you fund my ass. When you find my ass, you may kiss it."
President Putin
|
| Barack Obama |
- - -
"I
don't even know how to respond to that."
President Obama
 |
| John McCain |
"I
know how to respond to it, Mr. President! Let me go over there and I'll use
Plan 38 on him."
Sen. John McCain
|
| Barack Obama |
- - -
"What,
pray tell, is Plan 38?"
President Obama
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| John McCain |
- - -
"It is where I sneak into Russia armed only with a box of Lucky Charms, three paper clips and four tampons, remove his lungs and hide the body so that I can then be safely extracted by a helicopter with a cloaking device."
Sen. John McCain
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| Barack Obama |
- - -
"John,
we don't have a helicopter with a cloaking device."
President Obama
|
| John McCain |
- - -
"Sure
we do. I've ridden in it. There's a lot you don't know yet."
Sen. John McCain
| |
| Barack Obama |
- - -
"There
will be no Plan 38. I will continue to appeal to President Putin's sense of fairness."
President Obama
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| Vladimir Putin |
- - -
"President
Obama? My sense of fairness says it would be very fair for you at this moment
to go fuck yourself."
President Putin
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