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| Ted Cruz |
“I
want to rewrite the national tax code, abolish the IRS and sink Obamacare by
failing to fund the IRS which will be performing intricate actions during the
implementation phase of the program.”
Sen.
Ted Cruz
(R-Texas)
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“Uhm,
Ted? What is the point of rewriting the tax code… if we no longer will have an
agency that enforces it? Sounds pretty fucking stupid to me and counter-intuitive as well.”
Mister
Ed,
famous talking mule and Fox News commentator.
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| Ted Cruz |
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“Freedom.”
Sen.
Cruz
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“Excuse
me?”
Mister
Ed
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| Ted Cruz |
“Liberty!”
Sen.
Cruz
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“I’m
not following this at all, Sen. Cruz.”
Mister
Ed
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| Ted Cruz |
“Take
back our country!”
Sen.
Cruz
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“What is wrong with you, Sen.
Cruz? Are you fucking retarded? I was asking you about your—“
Mister
Ed
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| Ted Cruz |
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“Stand
by your American Values and Principals!”
Sen.
Cruz
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“I'm a goddam talking horse who works for Fox News. I have no values or principals, which is why I want to ask you about—“
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| Ted Cruz |
Mister
Ed
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“DC
Elite! Beltway Insiders! Liberal Media! Beltway class!”
Sen.
Cruz
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“Did someone give you a buzzword suppository? That’s
it! No more interviews with anyone on the right until I get someone who speaks
Republican to serve as translator. This is bullshit.”
Mister
Ed
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