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| Vladimir Putin |
“We
are going to accept Mr. Spyboy, this Edward Snowden, into Russia. We need to
get him out of the airport and behind iron curtain before African Warrior U.S.
President Barack Obama decides to invade us. Oh, ho ho ha. That is a funny
notion. Invade Russia. I chuckle heartily. Welcome to Russia, Mr. Snowden. You
may now handover all of your belongings and then remove your clothing for a
strip search and de-lousing. This is just the beginning, I think. Mr. Snowden
will be keeping us busy for a long time as we drag important information out of
him slowly. Hopefully, it will be VERY slowly. That is how I like it to be. The
part I like best involves blow torches. Have you ever heard flesh sizzle? It is
a sound like no other.”
Russian President Vladimir
Putin
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