“All
these immigrant children—the so-called DREAMERS?—99% of the little bastards got
here by bringing marijuana across the border. That’s why so many of them end up
as track stars at their high school—they have leg muscles bigger than Arnold
Schwarzenegger’s by running back and forth across the border and hiding in
caves. And then we are supposed to let them become citizens? With rights and
everything? When they bring these drugs into our communities and sell them to
our kids?”
Rep.
Steve King
(R-Iowa), a TEA Party favorite
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“Make
them citizens? We ought to be certifying them as heroes, dude. Ever think the
kids here in America maybe like what they are selling? Radical! Whoa… I think the earth just moved.”
Jeff Spicolli, expert stoner
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