Overheard in New York City:

“Go ahead. Try and pry my dick from my hand. Go ahead. I’m Carlos Danger, motherfucker. Shit. I got some in my eye. Eeeeewwwwww.”

Anthony Weiner, former congressman, who resigned after sending photos displaying his underwear-clad assets to women other than his wife, and is watching as his run for the office of mayor of New York City is being derailed by new allegations of him engaging in sexting with women other than his wife.