“I
DID NOT make up that stuff about Obamacare and death panels. I read it in the
bible. That’s where I get most of my information. Directly from God’s ear.”
Sarah
Palin
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| Ted Yoho |
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“We
are going to pass a law requiring that Barack Obama’s birth certificate be
INVESTIGATED, just as the bible says we should do.”
Rep.
Ted Yoho
(R-Florida) and Rep. Steve Stockman (R-Texas)
 | |
| Steve Stockman |
- - -
 |
| Markwayne Mullin |
“I
don’t believe he’s an American citizen either, ma’am and I do not support this
president. I’m certain he’s not an American—I read it in the bible.”
Rep.
Markwayne Mullin
(R-OK), addressing a constituent at a recent town hall meeting.
 |
| Blake Farenthold |
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“Congress
should have investigated Obama’s birth certificate and didn’t. It’s too late
now. It says in the bible that we missed the boat on that one so we have to let
it go, dammit.”
Rep.
Blake Farenthold
(R-Texas), addressing constituents at a recent town hall meeting
 |
| Dana Rohrabacher |
- - -
“I
had the chance to ask Obama if he was born in Hawaii last Wednesday when we
were down at Camp Pendleton together, but I’m such a piece of chickenshit, I
just couldn’t do it—and not just because I know it’s a fucking lie we GOP’ers like
to tell you stupid constituents to keep you riled up. Obama is definitely NOT
an American. I read that in the bible, so it has to be true.”
Rep.
Dana Rohrabacher
(R-California)
- - -
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| John McCain |
“Jesus
Christ… we oughta just get a fucking clown car for these people to run around
in. Lindsey! Lindsey Graham! Get over here! Can’t you do anything to make these
idiots shut up?”
Sen.
John McCain (R-Arizona)
 |
| Lindsey Graham |
- - -
“Johnny,
what do you want me to do? Sprinkle fairy dust on them?”
Sen.
Lindsey Graham
(R-South Carolina)
- - -
|
| John McCain |
“Thanks Lindsey, you cunt.
I have the goddam willies again. Hey Boner! Johnny Boner! You have GOT to do something
to get your rank and file under control! Dammit, they need to stop saying Obama
is not a citizen. There is an official birth certificate—that man was born in
the United States, the son of a U.S. citizen, so indulging the fundamentalist
right wing in some sort of conspiracy theory is not doing anyone any good.
Can’t you see that?”
Sen.
McCain
- - -
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| John Boehner |
“I
believe the American people have sent the GOP to Congress with a mandate and
part of that mandate requires that we indulge the fantasies of racist voters
and allow them to continually bring up this issue, thus diverting attention
from the real GOP agenda, which is to steal as much money as possible and give
it to corporate America! We have a mandate, Sen. McCain, and we have to live up
to it.”
Speaker
of the House John Boehner
- - -
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| John McCain |
“Jesus
F. Christ! Am I the only man in Congress who IS NOT taking klonopin?
Listen up, Johnny Boner: Part of doing the job as a representative or senator
is to make sure citizens are fully informed and properly informed about
important issues. When we fail to do that, we are harming America. You are the
Speaker of the House! You are their leader! It is your job to get them under
control and help Congress get moving again! I’ll give you from now until the
end of August to get things under control and if you don’t I will. How do you
make hundreds of members of Congress disappear? Wave a magic wand? Fuck NO!
Ever hear of a goddam CHAINSAW? Wait… I’m John ‘Blood and Guts’ McCain.
I can take them out with just a pencil, a plastic bottle cap and my teeth. The
clock is ticking, Johnny Boner. You better get moving.”
Sen.
McCain
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