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| Lindsey Graham |
“Well,
you sure fucked this one up, Sen. McCain. You used the goddam ‘C’ word. Now nobody
here in Egypt wants to listen to a thing we say. Way to go, shithead!”
Sen.
Lindsey Graham
(R-South Carolina)
 |
| John McCain |
- - -
“What the fuck are you talking about? I
didn’t say ‘cunt’ although when I'm around you, that is the word I think of most.”
Sen. John ‘Blood and Guts’ McCain
- - -
|
| Lindsey Graham |
“EEEEeeewwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWW! Not that C-word. The
other C-word—‘C-O-U-P’. You should never have said the military mounted a coup
to remove Mohamed Morsi as president. They do not see it as a ‘coup’.”
Sen.
Graham
- - -
|
| John McCain |
“They
don’t see it as a coup because they don’t want to lose their aid from the
United States. If it walks like a quack and ducks like a goose… wait, goddamit…
if it walks like a duck and quacks like a fuck, it’s a fucking duck. And it’s
not like you really helped things, Sen. Limpwrist: ‘In a democracy, we all sit
down and talk to one another. You can’t talk to someone if they are in
jail.’ Oh, they loved that. What the hell did you mean, anyway. They don’t
remove their eardrums when they put them in jail, you know. You CAN talk
to them. The imprisoned party might not be as amenable to listening as he
otherwise might be, but on the other hand, if you are saying, ‘The key to
getting your ass out of this prison is…’ I suspect they will listen, you
jackass.”
Sen.
McCain
|
| Lindsey Graham |
- - -
“Well,
that could be true. Either way, I think we need to get the hell out of this hot
sweaty desert as soon as possible. They are going to turn on us, Sen. McCain. I can feel it.”
Sen.
Graham
 |
| John McxCain |
- - -
As
much as I’d be willing to take a shot at the entire Muslim Brotherhood myself,
I don’t think I can do that AND protect you. So,
it’s time to go home.”
|
| Lindsey Graham |
Sen.
McCain
- - -
“Because
home is where the heart is.”
Sen.
Graham
- - -
|
| John McCain |
“Jesus Christ.
Now I will have the willies for the whole goddam trip home. Do you ever shut
your mouth?”
Sen.
McCain
|
| Lindsey Graham |
“Not
on a good night, no.”
Sen.
Graham
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