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| George Washington |
“So
Abe, what do you think about this government shut down?”
George Washington, founding father, first president and well-known hater of cherry trees.
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| Abraham Lincoln |
“I
think it blows chunks. I never thought I’d live to see the day when elected
leaders could be such a bunch of cunts.”
Former
President Abraham Lincoln, author of the Emancipation Proclamation and well-known frontier cuddle bunny.
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| George Washington |
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“Uhmmmmmm…
Abe?”
George Washington
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| Abraham Lincoln |
“Yes
George?”
Abraham
Lincoln
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| George Washington |
“You
aren’t alive. You didn't live to see anything, asshole. You are deceased. Remember? That whole thing in the theatre?”
George
Washington
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| Abraham Lincoln |
“Oh
yeah... Are the slaves still free?”
Abraham
Lincoln
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| George Washington |
“Yes,
Abe. In fact, the country has a man of color as president. We have come far.”
George
Washington
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| Abraham Lincoln |
“YES! But this shutdown
bullshit still sucks.”
Abraham
Lincoln
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