Monday, October 7, 2013

Overheard in Texas:


Rick Perry




“I am doing everything I can to make sure Obamacare does not work in Texas.”
 

Gov. Rick Perry (R)


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Ted Cruz



“Thanks Rick! Way to help a brother out. You rock.”
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas)




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Kermit the Frog

“But Gov. Perry, one out of every four people in Texas doesn’t have health insurance, and it’s one out of every three for Hispanics. And since you did NOT expand Medicaid to cover more people, that leaves a big gap. And since you also declined to set up a health insurance exchange, you are leaving it to the feds to make sure the programs succeeds or fails. Whatever happened to helping your citizens?”

Kermit the Frog





Rick Perry
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“Oh shut the hell up, bacon breath. Fuck the poor people! I'm not running for re-election. If they don’t have health insurance, they need to get a better job. Like governor. My health insurance is GREAT!”
Gov. Perry

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