Thursday, October 24, 2013

Overheard Outside Funny Bones Comedy Club in Lexington, Kentucky:



Randall Paul


“Speaking of Obamacare, I have to go and sign up for it soon. I’d rather have a TOOTH EXTRACTED! (RIMSHOT)

"Via my ASSHOLE! (RIMSHOT)  

"Actually, I’d have a tooth extracted, except Obamacare doesn’t cover it! (RIMSHOT) 

"It doesn’t cover it because we Republicans blocked all efforts to create a public health program that included dental and eye care, largely because we have those insurances on a separate policy and we DON’T FUCKING NEED THEM! (RIMSHOT)  

"Who gives a shit about what YOU PALOOKAS need!”

Sen. Randall Paul (R-Texas)

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