Thursday, October 24, 2013

Overheard Outside a Texas Bar:


Rafael Cruz

"That is the last fucking time I buy a joke from that cocksucker Dick Cheney! Goddammit! My little snark about all of the Nigerian Intenet scammers being hired by President Obama to work for Obamacare has the Nigerian community in Texas up in arms! Apparently, I represent them tooall 3 million of them! Who the fuck knew there were that many! Who knew Texas had the third largest population of Nigerians in the United States? Who knew the United States had the third largest Nigerian community in the world behind Nigeriathere's a big fuck surpriseand the United Kingdom! Sonuvabitch!"



Sen. Rafael 'Ted' Cruz (R-Texas)


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