Friday, November 15, 2013

Overheard at Joe's Bar:



Sarah Palin


“I didn’t mean to make the pope feel bad. I wouldn’t do that. I’m Sarah Friggin Palin. I’d rather sell him a book than make him feel bad.”

America’s favorite author Sarah Palin, who is not a Roman Catholic, currently on tour promoting her latest epistle.






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Pope Francis I


 “Like Jesus did, I turn the other cheek, Mrs. Palin. But I encourage you to read the WHOLE bible, not just the parts you choose to agree with. It’s a great book! And study it! Learn not what it says, but what it means. Gain understanding. And then live it. And feed the hungry children, dammit!”
Pope Francis I

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