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| Edward Snowden |
"President
Putin! I need to speak with you."
Edward
Snowden
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| Vladimir Putin |
"Spyboy
Edward Snowden! What are you doing. Is this a matter of life and death because
if not you are breaking protocol to call me on this number."
Russian President
Vladimir Putin
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| Edward Snowden |
"No,
this is not a matter of life and death."
Edward
Snowden
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| Vladimir Putin |
"Did
I tell you to call me? Because this I do not remember doing."
President
Putin
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| Edward Snowden |
"No
sir, you did not."
Edward
Snowden
- - -
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| Vladimir Putin |
Do
not make this mistake again, Spyboy."
President
Putin
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| Edward Snowden |
"But
I need your permission to go to Germany and testify at a hearing about the
United State's spying."
Edward
Snowden
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| Vladimir Putin |
"Spyboy,
you need my permission to piss. Under the terms of the agreement you signed, in your own blood, the agreement was you
would do no futher harm to Russia's good friend the United States of America.
This is correct?"
President
Putin
- - -
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| Edward Snowden |
"Yes
sir."
Edward
Snowden
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| Vladimir Putin |
"Then
we are having this conversation why?"
President
Putin
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| Edward Snowden |
"Becauise
I thought you might want me to help Germany in its fight with the United States."
Edward
Snowden
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| Vladimir Putin |
"You
can never think like Russian so stop trying. Yes, you may go to Germany. But if
you do, you may not come back. Ever. If you leave, you are at the mercy of the United
States. I have given you a job working on Internet
Security. Many Russians do not have this much. There are no reprieves in Russia, Spyboy, no second chances. This is your choice to make. Choose
wisely. Do not call here again unless
your penis is on fire. That does happen in Russia, you know. Sometimes on purpose."
President
Putin
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