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| Theresa Heinz Kerry |
“John!
Where are you! When are you coming home?”
Theresa
Heinz Kerry
- - -
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| John Kerry |
“I
can’t tell you where I am, Tessie. It pisses the Secret Service off when I do
that. Just know I am out here trying to make the world a better place.”
Secretary
of State John Kerry
- - -
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| Theresa Heinz Kerry |
“John,
you need to come home. The servants won’t let me break the china.”
Theresa
Heinz Kerry
- - -
|
| John Kerry |
“Why
do you want to break the china, dear?”
Secretary
Kerry
- - -
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| Theresa Heinz Kerry |
“Oh
John. Stop pretending. You’ve wanted to break China for years now. I know how
tiresome you find those people. Don’t deny it. I'm only trying to help.”
Theresa
Heinz Kerry
- - -
|
| John Kerry |
“Uhmmm…
What? Tessie? I love China, Tessie. I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Secretary
Kerry
- - -
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| Theresa Heinz Kerry |
“NO!
YOU’RE LYING! You’re
are trying to MAKE ME CRAZY! Well I
won’t have it! YOU HEAR ME? I WON’T HAVE
IT!”
Theresa
Heinz Kerry
- - -
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| John Kerry |
“Yes
dear. Goodbye now.”
Secretary
Kerry
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