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| Jesus Christ |
“No matter WHAT mystical plan Father comes up with next, there
is no way I’m going to be crucified again. That shit hurts. The next time
Father sends me to earth, I am moving to that city in Israel ... where I shall open a delicatessen—you know, something
the Jews LIKE, because I am not pissing them off again. I shall call my deli ‘Cheeses of Nazareth.’ We will never
run out of bread, which will be of the heavenly variety. Or fish. Or wine. Top that, Jared, you poser.”
Jesus
Christ, son of God
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