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| President Obama |
“So,
Chuck. I'm just checking in. We’re not far from your one-year anniversary as Secretary of Defense.
Have you come up with a plan of action for solving the sexual assault crisis in
our military? All of America is waiting.”
President
Barack Obama
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| Chuck Hagel |
“I am
thinking of instituting a policy requiring girl soldiers to wear burkas. That
ought to settle it. You don’t ever hear stories about women in burkas ever
being sexually assaulted. They seem to get good results from that in the Arab
countries. And when it works for the girls, any of the men who are afraid of being raped will start wearing them as well. Problem solved.”
Secretary
of Defense Charles ‘Chuck’ Hagel
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| President Obama |
“Jesus Christ, CHUCK! You cannot be this fucking stupid. Burkas do not protect women from rape. That is so fucking stupid I’m surprised your teeth let your tongue
say it.”
President
Obama
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| Chuck Hagel |
“Are
you sure about the burkas?”
Secretary
Hagel
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| President Obama |
“Damn
sure, you twat. So you’ve still got nothing?”
President
Obama
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| Chuck Hagel |
“I’ve
got nothing.”
Secretary
Hagel
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