Friday, December 6, 2013

Overheard on Jesus Christ's Cellphone:



Jesus Christ

“...And just so the world knows I’m not picking on the Catholic Church, the same message goes out to every religion out there that allows children and teens to be sexually assaulted by clergy and other church workers, and in a few cases even facilitates it. Cut. This. Shit. Out. Baptists, Jews, Methodists, Mormons, Pentecostals, Fundamentalists … all of you are guilty of the same bullshit and you ALL know it. The Catholic Church has just attracted more than its share of pedophiles than other religions because they get to wear fancy hats and pedophiles like those. But that doesn’t mean the rest of you are innocent. Fix it, dammit.”

Jesus Christ, son of God

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