Friday, December 6, 2013

Overheard on Jesus Christ's Cellphone:


Jesus Christ

“... You wanna really find out how many survivors there are out there, Franny? Start prosecuting the offenders and see how many more survivors are willing to come forward. Make the survivors believe you will act seriously and treat them with respect and you will find them willing to speak up. And you’re not in the counseling business, Franny, so stay the fuck out of it. That sort of manipulation by the church is one of the ways pedophiles have infiltrated your ranks and found new children to prey upon. Stop it now. And stop calling it child abuse, damn you. If a priest shoved his penis into an adult woman, you’d call it rape. Give the child survivors the same consideration.  ...”

Jesus Christ, son of God

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