Friday, December 6, 2013

Overheard on Jesus Christ's Cellphone:


Jesus Christ

“... Pope Francis and the Catholic Church wonder how to solve the church’s child sexual assault problem?’ Oh, Franny. First, protect the fucking children from pedophile priests by turning the offenders over to police. Now. Immediately. Forthwith. All of them. Allow law enforcement to prosecute them instead of hiding them from view. Show the world you’re serious. Pedophile priests are criminals and you’ve been shielding them long enough. From now on, when there is even a HINT of sexual assault by a priest, bring the police into it immediately. I shouldn’t even have to tell you this shit, Franny. ...”
Jesus Christ, son of God

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